Today’s poem.
Potato cake potato cake how delicious was your knubble
If only I leave you to rest your deliciousness might double
Today’s other poem
There once was a man from Nubeena
Who wanted his potato cake cleaner
He gave it a wipe
With his mean wife’s old tights
But that just made his old wife meaner.
Today’s other, other poem (by Jeanie)
Stick a potato cake up his bum.
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Stick a potato bum up his bum.
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Stick a potato tree up his tree.
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Price and ratings
$1
Temperature, 10
Crispiness, 5.5
Ollie: “Yeah, look, it was better than the chips.”
Holly: “More salt and crispiness please.”
Jeanie: “It’s just, it’s a potato cake.”
Jack: “I need to go see Pierre.”
Hannah: “Satisfying but unexceptional.”
Potato Cake Poetry 